Thursday, January 28, 2010

Clean funnies

Clean can be funny.

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him.

'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years..

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Why there were no fitness centers in the fifties

Got this via e-mail, but being my best friend can't get her computer to play vid's, I told her if I could find them, I would blog them. I can almost always find them on youtube. and sure enough, here it is. so enjoy.
I see You!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

video links are working again.

The video links are functional again.
(why a edit in position fixed them is beyond me expertise, but it worked.)

video links are working again.

retry of fairy tale

Well it seems that my blogger video player isn't quite working. I guess I will have to start uploading my vid's to youtube and then link them via embed code here like this:

Now you can enjoy the fairy tail video that has a funny ending.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Pam and Rusty cantering

Here is a video of my best friend Pam and her very good horse going through a cantering exercise.
Very good horse.

Friday, January 8, 2010

ABAP 00 Concepts from the ABAP freekshow

Greetings. I know that the concept of Object Oriented programming is scary to say the least for most of us. Fortunately Thomas Jung has put together a series of 5 videos that help to explain the concepts behind oo and why it is being used more and more by SAP.
Before you get started on learning all this cool stuff, check out The Enterprise geeks website where you can watch an amazing collection of these videos that will prove to be invaluable in learning SAP and ABAP.
Below is the First video. This one talks about the basic concepts of oo. He explores the class builder with you and talks about the terminology.

Part 1 - Basics

In the second video Thomas talks about instance, vs static, visibility and exception classes. inheritance and polymorphism.

Part 2 - Classes, Inheritance, Visibility, Polymorphism

In video 3 Thomas talks about the the Persistent Object. With Persistent Objects you don’t code any SQL statements. Instead a class is generated for you that contains SET and GET methods for reading and updating data.

Part 3 - Persistent Objects

Part 4 - User Interface

Part 5 - Putting It All Together

I would like to thank you Thomas for putting these together for all of us in the SAP community. These video's are a great learning tool.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Old friends

I heard this song for the first time tonight. its slow, but very meaningfull.
I see you, My old friend.
God bless you.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Great song!

I guess I am an old softy, but loves songs do me in every time.

Monday, January 4, 2010